Pinkerton: I’ll pretend to marry Cio-cio San then take off to marry a real American girl. She won’t mind.
Sharpless: Don’t be a douche.
Chorus: OMG WEDDING!
The Bonze: CURSE!
Chorus: YEAH!
Butterfly: <3 Pinkerton. Also, I am too cute to live.
Pinkerton: I’m totally not a douche.
Leaves.
3 years later…
Suzuki, Sharpless, Goro, Yamadori: Pinkerton is a douche
Butterfly: lol no.
Pinkerton arrives.
Is a douche.
Butterfly: Ah.
Commits seppuku
